Angry Alec Baldwin calls daughter, 11, a 'rude thoughtless pig'

[Texasbelle]

Way to speak out Pokey and Neo!

[cosmo kramer]

FURBY in tight shorts.

[Isaac-Saxxon]

Originally Posted by cosmo kramer

FURBY in tight shorts.

Does he have someone style his chest hair

[Texasbelle]

Originally Posted by Isaac-Saxxon

Does he have someone style his chest hair

I wonder how much that stylist gets paid to manicure that thing? By the inch, like a mullet, or by the hour?

[Isaac-Saxxon]

Originally Posted by Texasbelle

I wonder how much that stylist gets paid to manicure that thing? By the inch, like a mullet, or by the hour?

I thought you said pedicure or did you say both ?

[Texasbelle]

There's no way he has enough money to get his nappy nasty feet touched by me. T'belle does not like nasty feet, nasty teeth, or nasty hair.

My dad once left me a really mean message on my answering machine when I was twelve years old. Or was I eleven? It doesn't matter. It didn't affect me one single bit!

Here is the transcript:

I hit my head trying to get to a phone. You have made me smash my head for the last time. You got a call coming in. You think I made it because I've got nothing better to do? I could be shouting expletives at random people on the street, but I'm shouting them at you. I don't care that you're twelve or eleven or whatever, are you brain enough to pick it up? I'm a good father, and you're a...a...a…a Brian Smasher. I don't give a s*&%. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you thoughtless pain in the brain? Get mad you son-of-a-*****. Get mad. You know what it takes to answer my call? It takes brass balls to answer my call. Oh, by the way, this is Dad, ring me back when you get a chance.

[rhertz]

Originally Posted by Isaac-Saxxon

Does he have someone style his chest hair

I wish I had that much hair......


...on my head!