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05-04-2007, 09:15 PM | #1 |
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You Might Be a Redneck If...
...your raincoat was made by hefty.
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05-04-2007, 09:16 PM | #2 |
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I love these!
If the unity candle at your wedding can repel misquitos, you might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if you think a quarter horse is a kiddie ride in front of Wal Mart...
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05-04-2007, 09:24 PM | #4 |
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Good one, Pokie!
If washing the dishes requires calling the dog, you might be a redneck.
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I don't know any redneck jokes, but I once played a country song backwards on my record player. I got my wife back, my dog back, my house back.........
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You just might be a redneck if you put two single wides together to get a double wide!
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You might be a redneck if you go to a family reunion to look for a wife.
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05-05-2007, 11:52 AM | #9 |
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Time for my special rednecks jokes!
If you've ever been caught practicing quickdraw on watch, you might be a military redneck.
Note: Playing with your weapon is a serous no no in the military.
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You might be a redneck if someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle
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You might be a redneck if you can get a dog hair out of your belly button!!! What about it dog lovers???
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You might be a redneck if You actually know which kind of leaves make the best substitute for toilet paper.
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Better watch out there Tbelle, from what I can gather several members on this forum have border collies! You should look into getting one. They might put that poor ole kuvasz to shame though! LOL
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My comment was only directed at Isaac. I would never offend any other Border Collie owner 'cept him. He's earned it well. Now the Kuvasz would physically tear up a Border Collie. Mentally the Border collie is supposedly according to the unscientific survey smarter than the Kuvasz. (I refuse to give in to the survey and give Isaac satisfaction. Wouldn't want him to get the fat head, would we?)
We actually had a Border Collie for a while. Someone dumped one off at our house. She was a sweet girl, even got knocked up by Blitz behind our back, but we found her a great home. She just wanted to herd the horses way too much!
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