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I'm sure most of you have seen this before...........
Recently, a popular womens magazine polled its readership and asked "What do you want in a man?" They then organized the results and published the common themes based on age groups, and here's what they found.
Women in their early 20s:
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09-06-2007, 05:48 PM | #34 |
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Sure is nice to have their SS and pension when the old fart is down on his knees.
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09-07-2007, 12:12 AM | #35 |
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[quote=Isaac-Saxxon;20849]Men Are Just Happier People
One mood all the time.
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That is right Pokie one mood all the time not like females on their hormonal elevator ride. Never know which floor they are on
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Men have as many moods as we do and believe me I KNOW!!
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09-07-2007, 04:04 PM | #38 |
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Nice to see you back, Scarlett! That reminds me of an old joke about the various stages of the female lifecycle.
1. To grow up. 2. To fill out. 3. To slim down. 4. To hell with it.
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Yeah, but she sure can cook!
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you A pretty woman makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he married her and then she starts To do the things that will break his heart But if you make an ugly woman your wife A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time And she'll always give you peace of mind If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you Don't let your friends say you have no taste Go ahead and marry anyway Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match Take it from me, she's a better catch If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you [Spoken:] Say man! Hey baby! I saw your wife the other day! Yeah? Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee! Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby! Yeah, alright! If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you |
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What are the four stages of a man's life?
1. Believing in Santa Claus. 2. Not believing in Santa Claus. 3. Getting to play Santa Claus. 4. Looking like Santa Claus!
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One stage of the female life is : my habit first mama and then daddy and then sugar daddy. Feed me Seymour Oh and her motto enough is never enough
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LOL, great post Scarlett. I'm approaching 50 and I went out and bought one of those battery powered nose and ear hair trimmer gadgets. What will they think of next? Wow, its like sticking a weed eater up my nose! Makes my eyes water just thinking about it.
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