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sbl_admin · 02-06-2007, 03:55 PM

NASA Astronaut is charged with attempted murder in bizarre love triangle

rhertz · 02-06-2007, 04:07 PM

She looked much better as an astronaut than as a murderer....

Isaac-Saxxon · 02-06-2007, 04:11 PM

They will be orange too

Bet she will not like the extra bracelets !
Isaac

rhertz · 02-06-2007, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Isaac-Saxxon

They will be orange too

LMAO That was funny. If she was male, it might have a rear fly door too! but for a different purpose.

Al Swearengen · 02-06-2007, 07:02 PM

I'd be surprised if the tabloids dont start calling her the real life Barbarella! Nasa is saying there has been no change in her status...yet! But you can bet there will be...Nasa cant have it's astronauts engaging in such bizarre, disgraceful, scandalous behavior...reflects poorly on the agency dontcha know. What an ignominious end to a brilliant career...oh well, if Nasa and the Navy drum her out, she can always write a sufficiently smutty book that'll no doubt fly off the shelves...or work the talkshow circuit. Im sure the company that makes "Depends" adult undergarments would pay her to endorse their product. For all you non-military-minded types out there, this woman is a navy captain, which is equivalent to an army/marine/air force colonel, which means shes just a promotion short of admiralty. Ah...the things we do for love!

Isaac-Saxxon · 02-07-2007, 01:40 AM

That second photo she looks like a he

It is sad to see someone with so much going for them to throw it all away in the heat of passion on just because she was in heat ?
Isaac

Al Swearengen · 02-07-2007, 04:03 AM

Well now, lets see what we got here...a knife? Rubber tubing? Garbage bags? She clearly intended to use the tubing for tourniquets, dismember the corpse and put the separate pieces into the garbage bags, then bury the bags or weight em and toss em into the drink, effectively "disappearing" her rival. She bought the BB gun because theres no paper trail attached to it, it just had to look real enough to insure the victim's compliance...you know, "get in the car or I'll shoot you where you stand...YOU drive...dont exceed the speed limit...ok, take a left on that secluded rural backroad", like that. That leaves the mallet...she obviously planned to bludgeon her to death. Fortunately for Shipman, Nowak's "shadowcraft" sucked...Shipman knew somethin was up...had suspected she was being surveilled for some time. And Nowak probably also screwed the pooch in using government databases to research Shipman's background. Those keystrokes are gonna come back and bite her in the ass, now. Oh well...hindsight is 20/20! This girl has a set of brass ones on her, dont she? Shes f***in ruthless, man! And who the hell would ever suspect a decorated astronaut? I'm sure shes sorry...sorry she got caught! Hell, Nowak aint a bad lookin girl when shes all dolled up! And shes a navy captain and an astronaut to boot. PLUS shes uninhibited...she'll even wear a diaper for ya when its time for the "water sports"

My kind of woman! Seriously, if youre a man and you have two women competing for your favor, what would the non-astronaut chick have to do to win that contest? Thats a pretty damn tough act to follow, know what Im sayin? Kinda hard to top, aint it? Either Shipman is some kind of tasty lunchmeat, like say a nymphomaniacal Jessica Biel, OR Nowak is just plain nuts! So why didnt Nowak just divorce hubby and "outbabe" Shipman for loverboy's affections in the time-honored fashion? I'll TELL ya why. Cuz she wanted to have her cake and eat it, too, THATS WHY! I mean, if ya ever had ANY doubts that women can be crazier than a stepped-on cockroach, this case should convince ya otherwise! So what kind of slammertime does "attempted murder" rate these days, I wonder?

LateNight · 02-07-2007, 07:39 AM

wow, what a bizarre story.. really sounds like she was a woman with a mission. crazy..

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Cross-Country Drive, Wearing Diapers

Police say that Nowak left Houston and drove 900 miles to the Orlando Airport, reportedly stopping only for gas and wearing adult diapers so she wouldn't have to stop to urinate.

At the airport, she waited for the return flight of Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman, who she believed was her rival for Oefelein's affections.

Nowak wore a trench coat and a wig to disguise herself, and carried pepper spray and a BB gun. She trailed Shipman to her car and attempted to enter the car, but Shipman drove to a parking lot booth and called the police.

Isaac-Saxxon · 02-07-2007, 08:50 AM

Al your poet and don't know it or maybe you do know it

She will get some time out of this and somebody's girl she will be.
Isaac

Al Swearengen · 02-08-2007, 12:46 AM

The conspiracy theorists are saying that theres an active smear campaign being waged against Nowak to pre-emptively discredit her before she can expose the Nasa/government UFO/ET cover-up. There could be somethin to that...lots of UFO activity goin on.

rhertz · 02-08-2007, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Swearengen

The conspiracy theorists are saying that theres an active smear campaign being waged against Nowak to pre-emptively discredit her before she can expose the Nasa/government UFO/ET cover-up. There could be somethin to that...lots of UFO activity goin on.

Heh, and I thought the smear campaign was being waged against her pre-emptively before she can expose the Nasa Moon landing cover-up.

Isaac-Saxxon · 02-08-2007, 01:08 PM

Yes Al there have been a bunch of UFO's in the news. I do not know if that is because we have more UFO's or is it the media folks do not have anything to talk about or fill there web sites with ? Here is a link that is on the Drudge Report http://www.wxii12.com/news/10955774/detail.html you know they never seem to show up on radar but there have been a lot of credible people in the past to speak up and say they had no doubt they had seen something.
Isaac

sbl_admin · 02-08-2007, 01:09 PM

A new story has been added to the "Read More" section of this topic, as follows

FOX NEWS -- Feb 8 2007 1:09 PM
Other Man's Mother-in-Law: Nowak Broke Up My Daughter's Marriage

sbl_admin · 02-08-2007, 01:15 PM

A new story has been added to the "Read More" section of this topic, as follows

Shreveport Times -- Feb 8 2007 1:15 PM
Astronaut Suffered 'Mental Anguish'

sbl_admin · 02-08-2007, 11:47 PM

A new story has been added to the "Read More" section of this topic, as follows

CNN -- Feb 8 2007 11:47 PM
Astronaut's arrest tests NASA's mettle

02-06-2007, 03:55 PM	#1
sbl_admin Administrator Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 1,965 Rep Power: 266	Houston! We have a problem NASA Astronaut is charged with attempted murder in bizarre love triangle

02-06-2007, 04:07 PM	#2
rhertz SBLive! Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,834 Rep Power: 300	She looked much better as an astronaut than as a murderer.... Attached Thumbnails

02-06-2007, 04:11 PM	#3
Isaac-Saxxon SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,421 Rep Power: 323	She will soon have new close to wear They will be orange too Bet she will not like the extra bracelets ! Isaac

02-06-2007, 07:02 PM	#5
Al Swearengen Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 849 Rep Power: 252	Astroslut in space! I'd be surprised if the tabloids dont start calling her the real life Barbarella! Nasa is saying there has been no change in her status...yet! But you can bet there will be...Nasa cant have it's astronauts engaging in such bizarre, disgraceful, scandalous behavior...reflects poorly on the agency dontcha know. What an ignominious end to a brilliant career...oh well, if Nasa and the Navy drum her out, she can always write a sufficiently smutty book that'll no doubt fly off the shelves...or work the talkshow circuit. Im sure the company that makes "Depends" adult undergarments would pay her to endorse their product. For all you non-military-minded types out there, this woman is a navy captain, which is equivalent to an army/marine/air force colonel, which means shes just a promotion short of admiralty. Ah...the things we do for love! Last edited by Al Swearengen; 02-06-2007 at 07:27 PM.

02-07-2007, 01:40 AM	#6
Isaac-Saxxon SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,421 Rep Power: 323	She went lunar on us That second photo she looks like a he It is sad to see someone with so much going for them to throw it all away in the heat of passion on just because she was in heat ? Isaac

02-07-2007, 04:03 AM	#7
Al Swearengen Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 849 Rep Power: 252	Well now, lets see what we got here...a knife? Rubber tubing? Garbage bags? She clearly intended to use the tubing for tourniquets, dismember the corpse and put the separate pieces into the garbage bags, then bury the bags or weight em and toss em into the drink, effectively "disappearing" her rival. She bought the BB gun because theres no paper trail attached to it, it just had to look real enough to insure the victim's compliance...you know, "get in the car or I'll shoot you where you stand...YOU drive...dont exceed the speed limit...ok, take a left on that secluded rural backroad", like that. That leaves the mallet...she obviously planned to bludgeon her to death. Fortunately for Shipman, Nowak's "shadowcraft" sucked...Shipman knew somethin was up...had suspected she was being surveilled for some time. And Nowak probably also screwed the pooch in using government databases to research Shipman's background. Those keystrokes are gonna come back and bite her in the ass, now. Oh well...hindsight is 20/20! This girl has a set of brass ones on her, dont she? Shes f**in ruthless, man! And who the hell would ever suspect a decorated astronaut? I'm sure shes sorry...sorry she got caught! Hell, Nowak aint a bad lookin girl when shes all dolled up! And shes a navy captain and an astronaut to boot. PLUS shes uninhibited...she'll even wear a diaper for ya when its time for the "water sports" My kind of woman! Seriously, if youre a man and you have two women competing for your favor, what would the non-astronaut chick have to do to win that contest? Thats a pretty damn tough act to follow, know what Im sayin? Kinda hard to top, aint it? Either Shipman is some kind of tasty lunchmeat, like say a nymphomaniacal Jessica Biel, OR Nowak is just plain nuts! So why didnt Nowak just divorce hubby and "outbabe" Shipman for loverboy's affections in the time-honored fashion? I'll TELL ya why. Cuz she wanted to have her cake and eat it, too, THATS WHY! I mean, if ya ever had ANY doubts that women can be crazier than a stepped-on cockroach, this case should convince ya otherwise! So what kind of slammertime does "attempted murder" rate these days, I wonder? Last edited by Al Swearengen; 02-07-2007 at 05:47 PM.*

02-07-2007, 08:50 AM	#9
Isaac-Saxxon SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,421 Rep Power: 323	Nowak probably also screwed the pooch Al your poet and don't know it or maybe you do know it She will get some time out of this and somebody's girl she will be. Isaac

02-08-2007, 12:46 AM	#10
Al Swearengen Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 849 Rep Power: 252	Ok folks, are ya ready for this? The conspiracy theorists are saying that theres an active smear campaign being waged against Nowak to pre-emptively discredit her before she can expose the Nasa/government UFO/ET cover-up. There could be somethin to that...lots of UFO activity goin on.

02-08-2007, 01:08 PM	#12
Isaac-Saxxon SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,421 Rep Power: 323	More UFO sightings in Triad Skies Yes Al there have been a bunch of UFO's in the news. I do not know if that is because we have more UFO's or is it the media folks do not have anything to talk about or fill there web sites with ? Here is a link that is on the Drudge Report http://www.wxii12.com/news/10955774/detail.html you know they never seem to show up on radar but there have been a lot of credible people in the past to speak up and say they had no doubt they had seen something. Isaac

02-08-2007, 01:09 PM	#13
sbl_admin Administrator Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 1,965 Rep Power: 266	Updated News Story A new story has been added to the "Read More" section of this topic, as follows FOX NEWS -- Feb 8 2007 1:09 PM Other Man's Mother-in-Law: Nowak Broke Up My Daughter's Marriage

02-08-2007, 01:15 PM	#14
sbl_admin Administrator Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 1,965 Rep Power: 266	Updated News Story A new story has been added to the "Read More" section of this topic, as follows Shreveport Times -- Feb 8 2007 1:15 PM Astronaut Suffered 'Mental Anguish'

02-08-2007, 11:47 PM	#15
sbl_admin Administrator Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 1,965 Rep Power: 266	Updated News Story A new story has been added to the "Read More" section of this topic, as follows CNN -- Feb 8 2007 11:47 PM Astronaut's arrest tests NASA's mettle

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