Woman faces 3 years for stealing TP

piemaker720 · 06-11-2007, 10:26 AM

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A Marshalltown woman faces charges of stealing three rolls of toilet paper from the local courthouse and could get prison time

They say this is her 3rd offense. Really. HaHa

Pocahontas · 06-11-2007, 12:59 PM

She must have alot of daughters living with her!!

howela · 06-11-2007, 04:30 PM

When you gotta go... you gotta go.

Isaac-Saxxon · 06-11-2007, 04:49 PM

Cheryl Crow says three squares a day will keep the pin worms away

I guess the lady never heard of a Ba-day.

piemaker720 · 06-11-2007, 06:09 PM

Did anyone reading this article catch the lady's name? It happens to be Suzanne Marie Butts that stole toilet paper. How odd is that?

Isaac-Saxxon · 06-11-2007, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by piemaker720

Did anyone reading this article catch the lady's name? It happens to be Suzanne Marie Butts that stole toilet paper. How odd is that?

Do you believe in coincidence ?

Texasbelle · 06-11-2007, 08:19 PM

I hear her husband's name is Seymour Hiney!

piemaker720 · 06-11-2007, 08:40 PM

Oh Belle, you killing me.

LateNight · 06-11-2007, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Texasbelle

I hear her husband's name is Seymour Hiney!

There it is !!

piemaker720 · 06-11-2007, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Texasbelle

I hear her husband's name is Seymour Hiney!

I wonder what the kids names are. Come Belle. Hey Belle, you ever fixed Anime up since he registered to vote. Need update.

Texasbelle · 06-12-2007, 07:26 AM

Well I hear that the daughter's name is Lotta Hiney and the son's name is Gimmesum Hiney.

Anime's date????????? Still looking.

piemaker720 · 06-12-2007, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Texasbelle

Well I hear that the daughter's name is Lotta Hiney and the son's name is Gimmesum Hiney.

Anime's date????????? Still looking.

You're killing me. Hey there may be an Opie Hiney or how about Gomer Hiney, then Jacksom Hiney.

piemaker720 · 06-12-2007, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Pocahontas

She must have alot of daughters living with her!!

Pokie, I'm not sure about the girls but boys use alot more TP than girls. I have seen some boys use a half roll at a time.

06-11-2007, 04:49 PM	#4
Isaac-Saxxon SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,421 Rep Power: 340	Cheryl Crow says three squares a day will keep the pin worms away I guess the lady never heard of a Ba-day. __________________ Maranatha Mat 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

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piemaker720 SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,584 Rep Power: 271	Did anyone reading this article catch the lady's name? It happens to be Suzanne Marie Butts that stole toilet paper. How odd is that? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.-- Bill Cosby

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Texasbelle SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the woods Posts: 1,819 Rep Power: 287	I hear her husband's name is Seymour Hiney! __________________ One shoe can change your life! Cinderella

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piemaker720 SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,584 Rep Power: 271	Oh Belle, you killing me. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.-- Bill Cosby

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Texasbelle SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the woods Posts: 1,819 Rep Power: 287	Well I hear that the daughter's name is Lotta Hiney and the son's name is Gimmesum Hiney. Anime's date????????? Still looking. __________________ One shoe can change your life! Cinderella

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Pocahontas SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,691 Rep Power: 294	She must have alot of daughters living with her!!

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