Spank Your Children? Local Man Gives Out Paddles, Directions

[purpahurl]

I have a wooden paddle and a wooden spoon, they both are quite effective. Both of my boys, 3 & 5, know what they feel like. Now just the threat of these is enough to alter bad behavior. I refuse to put up with my kids acting up in a store. They are under the impression that every store we go into has a "Whipping Room" and we will slide that way if they start whining. It works everytime.