The real reason why chickens cross the road

[LateNight]

Originally Posted by piemaker720

You said I needed pictures, so I got one.

o.k. fair enough.

So why did the chicken cross the road......


Bob Dylan's Answer:
How many roads must a chicken then cross, before you call him a rooster?

Morpheus's Answer:
Neo, there is no chicken.

Foghorn Leghorn's Answer:
That chick, ah say, that chicken crossed the road on account of I was after her tail feathers.

Jack Nicholson's Answer:
'Cause it (censored) wanted to.
That's the (censored) reason.