School Renames Easter Bunny 'Peter Rabbit'

[AnimeSpirit]

Originally Posted by Texasbelle

Found this pic for you since you love to pick on the Easter Bunny

Yikes! That looks like a bad dream I once had.

[Pocahontas]

Originally Posted by LateNight

Nothing personal, but lets not turn this into another one of THOSE THREADS.. you all know what I mean, we have enough of those

HAPPY EASTER !

I thought easter was a raucous Saxon fertility celebration in honor of the Saxon Goddess Eastre (Ostara), whose sacred animal was a hare.

that's what I read anyway.. but what do I know.. I still can't figure out how they determine the date of Easter in the first place.

THANK YOU EASTER BUNNY!

I loved the "Thanks Easter Bunny" commercial!! I had forgotten about that one! Even better a commercial for my favorite candy...M & Ms!

[AnimeSpirit]

Gotta love old classics like the Simpsons!




Watch Dick Cheney ruin Easter!

[LateNight]

Originally Posted by AnimeSpirit

Watch Dick Cheney ruin Easter!

Now that's funny. Or insane.

[Pocahontas]

Originally Posted by LateNight

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"You put your left foot, you put your left foot out.."

THE HOKEY POKEY, what if that REALLY is what it's all about ??

That bunny sure looks alot like Bruce Springsteen!!! If so you sure got the LEFT foot part politically correct.

[Rough Rider]

Originally Posted by Pocahontas

That bunny sure looks alot like Bruce Springsteen!!! If so you sure got the LEFT foot part politically correct.

Is this the part where the Easter Bunny thread turns into the political thread ?
I was enjoying the Easter Bunny thread.

[Pocahontas]

Originally Posted by Rough Rider

Is this the part where the Easter Bunny thread turns into the political thread ?
I was enjoying the Easter Bunny thread.

Sorry I wasn't trying to change threads just an attempt at a lame joke.
Feel free to post more bunnies!!

[Isaac-Saxxon]

Originally Posted by Pocahontas

Sorry I wasn't trying to change threads just an attempt at a lame joke.
Feel free to post more bunnies!!

I know Joepole has some bunnies on his computer and then there is google. So LN what are the rules here ?
Isaac

[Texasbelle]

I found a bunny we all seem to like (JoePole excluded)

[Isaac-Saxxon]

Originally Posted by Texasbelle

I found a bunny we all seem to like (JoePole excluded)

Latenight you need to go get in your pen. You should not be wearing that out in public. You have been seen as a large rabbit and visiting planet of the apes now in bunny drag you have many faces
Isaac

[LateNight]

Originally Posted by Isaac-Saxxon

Latenight you need to go get in your pen. You should not be wearing that out in public. You have been seen as a large rabbit and visiting planet of the apes now in bunny drag you have many faces
Isaac

O.k. just to be clear.. the only thing I'm admitting to, is that I probably shouldn't have served that last drink to Rambo Bunny here, but he said he was fine, and that he was going to call a cab.



But he sneaked off while I wasn't looking.. Such a tragic ending for the Easter Bunny.



Other than that.. I know nothing !

[AnimeSpirit]

Lol!

[Isaac-Saxxon]

Originally Posted by LateNight

O.k. just to be clear.. the only thing I'm admitting to, is that I probably shouldn't have served that last drink to Rambo Bunny here, but he said he was fine, and that he was going to call a cab.

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But he sneaked off while I wasn't looking.. Such a tragic ending for the Easter Bunny.

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Other than that.. I know nothing !

LN you can never tell all things so you keep your secrets and I will keep mine.
Issac

[AnimeSpirit]

Ah! I found the story behind the crushed bunny picture. You'll all be happy to know the bunny lived.

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.

A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!

The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

[Texasbelle]

My son, who is 12, just came to me and said "I figured something out and it's bad news Mom".

"The Easter Bunny is a myth. I found earlier last week a box of chocolate bunnies and those same bunnies were in my Easter basket AND I just found a Target bag with some candy in it THAT'S the SAME candy that was in my Easter basket. I think you and Dad put that candy in my basket and ya'll are the Easter Bunny. I'm on to ya'll. Your game is over."

He was so serious when he said it that I just had to fall out laughing. We didn't hide eggs yesterday but we did leave out baskets. Glad we can finally give up this whole gig!