Forecast: Sex and Marriage With Robots by 2050

Isaac-Saxxon · 10-15-2007, 05:33 PM

Humans could marry robots within the century. And consummate those vows.

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,301736,00.html

Texasbelle · 10-15-2007, 05:36 PM

Hey hey hey .......here's your trophy wife Rhertz! It's guaranteed EACH and EVERY time!!!

rhertz · 10-15-2007, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Texasbelle

Hey hey hey .......here's your trophy wife Rhertz! It's guaranteed EACH and EVERY time!!!

My favorite quote from "Alien Resurrection"..........

Johner: Hey, Vriess, you got a socket wrench? Maybe she just needs an oil change. Can't believe I almost fscked it.

Vriess: Yeah, like you never fscked a robot....

Isaac-Saxxon · 10-15-2007, 06:28 PM

Man vs Machine. She looks like she might just like sushi

I think we need hear from Joepole on this thread

Al Swearengen · 10-15-2007, 08:06 PM

I think this is a great idea...but I'd want to thoroughly inspect the orifices on that thang before I went stickin my *&$#@ into it...make sure there aint nothin sharp in there!

Texasbelle · 10-15-2007, 08:22 PM

Something a little scary about those that would choose machine over real woman!!!!

purpahurl · 10-15-2007, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Texasbelle

Something a little scary about those that would choose machine over real woman!!!!

You can turn a machine off!

Al Swearengen · 10-15-2007, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Texasbelle

Something a little scary about those that would choose machine over real woman!!!!

Well, its never "too tired" or "has a headache", wont get pregnant or give ya a disease, ya dont have to take it out for dinner and a movie or meet it's family and on and on...this things a winner any way ya look at it! I can even see real women eventually acceptin these things as God-sends.

Isaac-Saxxon · 10-15-2007, 08:57 PM

You would think they would make the toy better looking than that

She looks like the future trophy wife that never ages. I am sure they will make them in many flavors. Now if they do not spend money and can cook, clean and pour up and remember the olive

rhertz · 10-15-2007, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by purpahurl

You can turn a machine off!

LOL, here's some more reasons...

-Electricity cost less than steak and lobster and wine.
-You only have to pay for her once for life (unless you buy her on credit)
-Robots look better in cubic zirconia than real diamonds.
-Robots never gain weight
-Robot women can do math really fast
-Don't need to stop to pee on long road trips
-Interchangable blonde/brunette hair
-Robots can be programmed to speak French when the lights are off.
-Built in MP3 player....

Al Swearengen · 10-15-2007, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by rhertz

LOL, here's some more reasons...

-Electricity cost less than steak and lobster and wine.
-You only have to pay for her once for life (unless you buy her on credit)
-Robots look better in cubic zirconia than real diamonds.
-Robots never gain weight
-Robot women can do math really fast
-Don't need to stop to pee on long road trips
-Interchangable blonde/brunette hair
-Robots can be programmed to speak French when the lights are off.
-Built in MP3 player....

Hell, lets add some cup-holders and an ashtray while we're at it.

rhertz · 10-15-2007, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Swearengen

Hell, lets add some cup-holders and an ashtray while we're at it.

LOL, naw think SciFi! I'm imagining an LCD ass with tattoo screensaver emulator so I don't get bored with the same old scenery!

purpahurl · 10-15-2007, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Swearengen

Hell, lets add some cup-holders and an ashtray while we're at it.

Put handle bars on her and you can ride her while she rides you

rhertz · 10-15-2007, 09:10 PM

We're all so bad!!!

purpahurl · 10-15-2007, 09:30 PM

That was funny. Tbelle aint got a dog in this fight.

10-15-2007, 05:33 PM	#1
Isaac-Saxxon SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,421 Rep Power: 324	Forecast: Sex and Marriage With Robots by 2050 Humans could marry robots within the century. And consummate those vows. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,301736,00.html __________________ Maranatha Mat 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

10-15-2007, 05:36 PM	#2
Texasbelle SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the woods Posts: 1,819 Rep Power: 272	Hey hey hey .......here's your trophy wife Rhertz! It's guaranteed EACH and EVERY time!!! __________________ One shoe can change your life! Cinderella

10-15-2007, 06:28 PM	#4
Isaac-Saxxon SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,421 Rep Power: 324	Man vs Machine. She looks like she might just like sushi I think we need hear from Joepole on this thread __________________ Maranatha Mat 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

10-15-2007, 08:06 PM	#5
Al Swearengen Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 849 Rep Power: 253	I think this is a great idea...but I'd want to thoroughly inspect the orifices on that thang before I went stickin my *&$#@ into it...make sure there aint nothin sharp in there! __________________ Molon Labe!

10-15-2007, 08:22 PM	#6
Texasbelle SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the woods Posts: 1,819 Rep Power: 272	Something a little scary about those that would choose machine over real woman!!!! __________________ One shoe can change your life! Cinderella

10-15-2007, 08:57 PM	#9
Isaac-Saxxon SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,421 Rep Power: 324	You would think they would make the toy better looking than that She looks like the future trophy wife that never ages. I am sure they will make them in many flavors. Now if they do not spend money and can cook, clean and pour up and remember the olive __________________ Maranatha Mat 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

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rhertz SBLive! Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,834 Rep Power: 301	We're all so bad!!!

10-15-2007, 09:30 PM	#15
purpahurl Advanced Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: shreveport Posts: 377 Rep Power: 230	That was funny. Tbelle aint got a dog in this fight.

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